DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING SECURITY BLANKET.
OR I'LL CRY.
AND DADDY WILL COME AND KILL JOO.
Let the puppy throwing steroid eating competition between Germany and Italy BEGIN.
Because I know not my gender.
I can't decide if I am a man, woman, or carpet.
Because I love carpets.
I think I'll just be a fucking smore.
Or maybe a mantle.